So annoying right?
When the bible app spits up a corker.
Don’t mess with me bible app. I think I should suggest a 28 day cycle of verses that cater for the… shall we say… treacherous days?
Pfft! “I am the bread of life”
I’m gluten intolerant.
John 6:35 (NIV)
Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.”
I mean, be careful there Jdawg, that’s a pretty bold statement.
Cos I am ravenous.
Every waking moment I am in search of you, watching, waiting, hoping for more of you. Hungry. Thirsty.
Ok, well sometimes I may look for satisfaction elsewhere…
Perhaps my Bec Paraphrased Version needs some work.
“I am the bread of life, Whoever visits me once a week and enjoys Christian fellowship will never go hungry because they are bloated by their own striving for fulfillment, and whoever invited me into their heart in 1985 and has a worship playlist will never be thirsty as they shall inherit the wellsprings of Coke.”
Come to you.
Can’t I just friend you on Facebook? Or better still, follow you without friending?
How close do I have to get?
Where do I find you?
If only there was some sort of book, like a get to know you manual. I would definitely read it. Well, I’d read 150 characters a day if perhaps someone tweeted it. Perhaps you could constantly remind me of the same verses over and over using an on trend font via instagram? Just the good ones, tho. #instagoodnews
Being hungry is so exhausting.
Come to you.
Why is that hard?
Why do I satisfy myself with cardboard when there is bread to be had?
Stupid bible app. I’m going to move you to my second screen.
Maybe I’ll come to you tomorrow… cos that 100 percent post-consumer recovered fiber is lookin good.